Naive Mitt Romney Still Doesn't Get It: Obama Does Not Make Policy 'Mistakes'
Mitt Romney, once again, proves himself unfit to be a candidate for president of the United States. That's not to say he wouldn't be a good president. We'll never know.
Barack Obama, on the other hand (the left hand), has shown himself to be an excellent candidate, but a disastrous president.
With apologies to DC Comics, Romney is BizarrObama. Perhaps it's more faithful to the Bizarro World storyline to say that Obama is BizarrOmney.
On the surface, Romney's poll numbers climb with each step of Obama's descending popularity. Where Romney demonstrates towering competence, Obama's executive effectiveness inhabits the abyss--he's abysmal. Romney sees the Russian threat clearly, and stands against it. Obama sends Putin a shiny red "Reset" button which, when pressed, reboots Soviet territorial ambitions.
But it goes deeper than that. Romney inhabits a spherical planet on the opposite side of the sun from Obama's cube, leading him to say things like this...
I was not a big fan of the president’s policies, as you know, either domestically or internationally, but the results of his mistakes and errors, in my opinion, have been more severe than even I would have predicted.
The headline quote making the rounds is that Romney, at a West Virginia rally for GOP congressional candidates, said Obama is "a good deal worse than I ever expected."
This can be explained only by positing the existence of Bizarro World, where everything is a flipped version of life on Earth. Otherwise, we're left with the inexplicable scenario of a Romney who understands the darkness in the heart of Vlad the Impaler, but finds Barack Obama's motives inscrutable.