Wednesday's HOT MIC

Here is your HOT MIC for the day.

Yeah, I think Canada has a point about how retailers in the U.S. have a tendency to annoy the public with warning labels on every possible thing.

A Catholic university that has apparently never heard of Pope Paul VI and Humanae Vitae:

Etymology is sexist.

Don't you just love these stories?

Rocket man skis off his Minnesota home’s roof, slams into fence, swears a mean streak.

The details are pretty much everything the headline made you hope for.

According to a police report, the rocket bike consisted of a pair of skis, a bicycle frame and motorcycle exhaust pipe and was being fueled with Heet, an antifreeze product.

The unidentified man fell approximately 13 feet and apparently hit a fence in the yard during the plunge.

When rescue personnel arrived in the Friday incident, he was on his back on a sled, pushing himself around on the driveway with his feet. He was reportedly swearing and yelling about the pain, according to the report.

The ball is back in your court, Florida Man.

Trump's proposal to throw a big pro-military parade has sparked legitimate debate about the optics and expense of such a celebration.

But one thing we can always count on when it comes to anything involving the military is that hideous left-wing activists will come out in full force to oppose it.

Is this by design?

This is an outrage! It is an obscene glorification of war and a criminal waste of urgently needed money. At this very moment so many working people are unable to pay their medical bills and rent, millions in Puerto Rico still have no electricity, youth unemployment is still staggering, the drug epidemic is worsening, and the country’s infrastructure is crumbling.

How close to election day is this parade going to be held?