Tuesday's HOT MIC

Tuesday's HOT MIC

He's back!  Be still my beating heart! This guy just can't be stopped! Identified as a Houston SWAT team member who is carrying women and babies out of danger. With muscles bulging (and probably blinding feminists with his toxic maleness) superman Daryl Hudeck has now been spotted rescuing puppies. Ovaries are exploding all over America. He appears to be posing for a calendar without knowing it. Two months are already spoken for -- can we get to the other ten, please? I give you the men of Texas. (***low long whistle***)

#HoustonStrong

For more wanton and totally insensitive and microaggressive displays of maleness, see Twitchy's latest: