Thursday's HOT MIC
Finally, we're getting around to important news:
The article attempts to suck the fun out of eating candy, like suggesting that you store it in a place that isn't easy to get to. Then it provides the nutritional information, which no one is interested in.
Some candy I've never even heard of is at the top of the list but the venerable Reese's Peanut Butter Cups come in at number two, so there is some sanity in the world.
I stopped reading at "How to adult-ify your Halloween candy cravings."