The Final Debate Drunkblog Before the Voting Begins

The Final Debate Drunkblog Before the Voting Begins

Here's the big close, where each candidate promises that they're the one who can take on Donald Trump on a debate stage.

But they can't even take on each other. They can't even get their energy up when thrown softballs by Wolf Blitzer. These folks couldn't get it up with a hot tub, a platter of chilled raw oysters, some Barry White on Spotify, and a handful of little blue pills.

Limp debate, limp candidates, limp chances.