The Final Debate Drunkblog Before the Voting Begins
Here's the big close, where each candidate promises that they're the one who can take on Donald Trump on a debate stage.
But they can't even take on each other. They can't even get their energy up when thrown softballs by Wolf Blitzer. These folks couldn't get it up with a hot tub, a platter of chilled raw oysters, some Barry White on Spotify, and a handful of little blue pills.
Limp debate, limp candidates, limp chances.