Monday's HOT MIC

Monday's HOT MIC

Charlie, Oh for crying out loud, now the government nannies want to come after my Imodium? It's bad enough being treated like a criminal every time I need to stock up on Sudafed for the family. Now you're telling me I'm going to have to explain my IBS to my privacy-averse local pharmacist and provide him with...what...a fecal sample in addition to a lock of my hair and fingerprints? Utterly ridiculous. How about this? Word on the street is that people are getting high on kale and soy milk. Go focus on that shiny thing for a while and leave my Imodium alone.