Our fire chief got on the NextDoor app this morning -- it's kind of like Facebook for neighborhoods -- to tell everyone to stay at home. The roads are so jammed with abandoned cars that the plows can't do their job, and the first responders can't even get to everyone stuck in their cars.
The last thing they need for areas hit by the Snow Bomb is for more people in more cars to clog up the roads any more than they already are.
So sit tight, and practice your day-drinking, because you shouldn't be going anywhere.
UPDATE: My wife tells me one of the local stations she follows reports 150 stranded cars on the 18-mile "gap" on I-25 between Monument (just north of Colorado Springs) and Castle Rock (just south of Denver).
It looks like the icy version of the opening credits to The Walking Dead.