Joe Biden is the Man Who Knows Everything
In his latest interview, with GQ, Vice President Joe Biden says:
“I never speak about anything I don’t know a great deal about,” Biden said.
Well this changes everything. Based on that statement, Biden is not a gaffe machine at all. He's merely a dangerous, racist lunatic.
He knew that his advice to fire warning shots to ward off criminals could get the firer charged with a felony.
He really wasn't joking when he said “you cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I’m not joking.”
He knew all along that Delaware was never a "slave state," bringing up the question, then why did he say that it was?
He really does think paying more taxes is patriotic.
He really knows that Franklin Delano Roosevelt appeared on television after the 1929 stock market crash, despite the fact Roosevelt wasn't president in 1929 and television wasn't introduced to the public until 10 years after the stock market crash.
He really does think that "jobs" is a three-letter word.
He really did believe that electing Mitt Romney would have "put y'all back in chains," the "y'all" being black people.
He really does know that Barack Obama "has a big stick."
Joe Biden means every single thing he says and never speaks about anything that he doesn't know a great deal about. Believe him.
And stand up for Chuck!
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