Jill Kelley: I'm an Imaginary Ambassador So Get Off My Lawn
The weird Petraeus pentagonal love shack just keeps getting weirder.
Two 911 calls were made from the Kelleys' home on Sunday. In the first recording, a man whose name was redacted says there is someone at the door who won't leave his property. The second caller, who identifies herself as Jill, says there's someone lurking in their yard.
As the call ends, she makes an apparent reference to her role at MacDill Air Force Base, which the Associated Press has described as an "unpaid social liaison."
"You know, I don't know if by any chance, because I'm an honorary consul general, so I have inviolability, so they should not be able to cross my property. I don't know if you want to get diplomatic protection involved as well," she told the 911 dispatcher, who agreed to pass the information along to police.
Three more calls were made to police on Monday, all to the non-emergency number. In each one, the caller identified herself as Jill Kelley, reporting trespassers on the property.
I wonder if anyone told the imaginary ambassador about the real ambassador holding terrorist prisoners in the Benghazi consulate. Petraeus' squeeze, and Kelley's friend, knew about it.
More: And it looks like Kelley and her doctor husband were running a bogus cancer charity. Such lovely people Petraeus hung out with.