It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's Superfantastic Modern Iranian Death Jet!

What's so bad about the just revealed Qaher-313? Well...

It doesn't have an engine.

If it did, it would set the plane on fire.

It isn't stealthy.

It can't house a radar.

It can't carry bombs.

It doesn't have a heads-up-display.

The cockpit is too small.

You can't see out of the cockpit.

And -- oh, yes -- it probably couldn't fly even if you fixed all the other stuff.

Israeli Air Force pilots are quaking in their boots, I'm sure.