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Hot*, Young Naked Woman Allegedly Breaks into Texas Home

Kids, don't try this stunt at home. Texas has the Castle Doctrine. If young Sara Soto had been holding anything in her hands that could have been construed as a deadly weapon, despite the fact that she wasn't wearing a thing and no matter how good you think you look not wearing a thing, and had the homeowners been armed and jumpy, this past Tuesday could have been her last. Hiding out naked in a stranger's bathtub is just no way to go out, friends.

A naked woman broke into a house through the doggy door before being found by the owners sitting in their bathtub, police said.

Sara Elizabeth Soto, 25, was busted hiding out au naturel in the Weatherford, Texas, home bathroom at 1:45 a.m. on Tuesday.

And when cops questioned why she was wearing only her smile, she told them she honestly didn't believe she had done anything wrong.

Sara Soto is reportedly all of 4'11" and weighs 110 pounds, so she is not your typical home invader. She not only entered the strange abode unarmed, she entered it unclothed. Again, atypical of home-invasion scenarios. She did all this at about 1:45 in the morning. The stories about her adventure don't mention the role that chemicals may have played, but this blogger strongly suspects that some chemicals played more than a cameo role.