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Hollywood's Rich & Famous Trumpet Wage Inequality

By the time most folks at home had passed out from boredom, or gone to bed because they have real jobs to wake up for on Monday morning, Patricia Arquette sobered up enough to use her Best Supporting Actress win to preach to the choir about wage inequality.

Snort, blink, roll over, resume snooze.

The speech stood in stark contrast to host Neil Patrick Harris's earlier joke about the $160,000 SWAG bags being given to those nominated in the Oscars' top 5 categories. After saying that the bags were loaded with such goodies as two vacations and a $20,000 astrology reading, Harris joked that the bags also contained "an armored car ride to safety when the revolution comes." The stars clad in gold and diamonds responded with appropriate Marie Antoinette-style laughs and gloved claps.

Having won the Oscar, Arquette won't be getting any SWAG. Those bags are only for the runners-up. Perhaps that's what she meant when she referenced wage inequality among the rich and famous. Shouldn't all the beautiful people get $20,000 astrology readings for free?

92.5 million of the Oscars' potential viewers are currently jobless. For Arquette's reference, that's boys as well as girls. Those 92.5 mil and their employed compatriots just spent a week listening to their president tell them he could solve the problem of terrorism (not Islamic, just terrorism) by offering ISIS members (ironically notably all Islamic terrorists) the power of job creation. While the men of ISIS would argue that they already have jobs, I bet the women that have been kidnapped by ISIS and forced into marriages/sex slavery would really dig some income equality right now. Or perhaps just some equality in general.

But hey, Hollywood women suffer. They don't get paid "as much" and they definitely don't all get the SWAG at the parties. Thanks, Patricia, for addressing the economic inequalities in our society that, much like the revolution preached and fostered by your fellow stars, is the responsibility of none other than Hollywood's favorite politicians.

Had Arquette really wanted to bring a much-needed laugh to the boring ceremony, she would've threatened that Hollywood's women would join ISIS if their wage issues weren't resolved. If there's anything that can't wear down radical, non-descript terrorists, it's the incessant whining of spoiled socialists.