Hi, I'm Not a Serious Political Party at All

This is Debbie Wasserman Schultz, the chairman of the Democratic National Committee, and an elected representative in Congress. She isn't interested in having Congress pass a federal budget.

Well, at least we have a cool Preezy of the United Steezy.

Soooo cool.

The Democrats' plan: Keep unemployment high, so the unemployed will vote for Democrats to keep their benefits coming.

Soooo cool.