Hey terrorist, is that a squirt gun or are you just VERY unhappy to see us?
Well, the Pakistan raid just officially got weird. My Pet Jawa focuses in on one of the Reuters death scene photos, finding what Dr. Rusty says is a water gun laying under one of the bodies.
Which I suppose it could be. It could also be a Nerf dart gun. In fact, based on the colors in the photo, the al Qaeda goon could have been sporting a Nerf Dart Tag Hyperfire Blaster. Those things are awesome backyard fun, and it probably got very boring holed up in that Abbottabad compound for however long it was.
Imagine the scene: SEALs burst in, and in total panic one terrorist dives for the Nerf. The SEALs get one of the best war stories to tell, evah!