Here We Go -- Global Warming and the Big Quake
You knew it was just a matter of hours, if that much. Here come the most die-hard disciples of global warming, blaming it for the massive earthquake off Japan. The Daily Caller has a roundup of Twitter alarms -- "Global warming is way more serious than we thought..."
Centuries from now, assuming the human race survives that kind of thinking, historians may record here and there the tales of the quaint cult that tried to propitiate the forces of tectonic plates and the Pacific Ocean by turning off lightbulbs and trading indulgences in the form of "carbon credits."