Help Me Bubba-Wan, You're My Only Hope (Video Added)
Update: This Drudge front page needed to be preserved for posterity.
Update: About those rumors of Obama's disengagement...
I wonder, does David Brooks still think Obama had a "very good week?"
More: I guess the White House forwards those 3 am calls to Bill Clinton's iPhone now, huh.
More: Thanks to Left Coast Rebel, here's YouTube of the moment the Obama presidency (may have) died.