Help Jay Carney Spin the NYT Poll!

Best 140-character-or-less spin wins. To get you started:

#waronwomen resulted in more women leaving Obama to join #waronwomen. Women -- just like those Islamist islamophobes. #helpcarneyspintheNYTpoll

'We have a minority movement of misogynist women perverting the great religion of feminism' -- #helpcarneyspintheNYTpoll

'just because they're women doesn't mean they aren't foot soldiers in the #waronwomen' #helpcarneyspintheNYTpoll