01-21-2019 09:04:27 PM -0800
01-21-2019 05:12:14 PM -0800
01-21-2019 10:26:58 AM -0800
01-21-2019 07:52:07 AM -0800
01-20-2019 01:01:48 PM -0800
It looks like you've previously blocked notifications. If you'd like to receive them, please update your browser permissions.
Desktop Notifications are  | 
Get instant alerts on your desktop.
Turn on desktop notifications?
Remind me later.
PJ Media encourages you to read our updated PRIVACY POLICY and COOKIE POLICY.
X


Have a happy 'Spring Sphere' roll!

At a Seattle public school, Easter Eggs have apparently been banished and replaced with Spring Spheres. Although this will help students to enjoy the very educational Music of the Spheres, I wonder how schools can get away with disguising harmful high cholesterol eggs as something else. Sure, these weren't real eggs – just plastic things filled with also disgustingly fattening jellybeans – but the principle remains the same. It's deceptive packaging and the FDA should get on the case. The Spring Spheres would almost certainly be banned at the enlightened  Little Village Academy on Chicago’s West Side, but so in all likelihood would homemade deviled eggs spheres.

Could these things be related to the Easter Bunny, er  Killer Rabbit, attack on Former President Carter?

Shades of Christmas Winter Solstice Past! Oh, and have a very non PC Happy Easter.