GOP Failure, Strategy, and Tactics

Does the GOP have a tough, intransigent BG McAuliffe, who even when surrounded at Bastogne refused to surrender? Does the GOP have visionary leaders like Generals Eisenhower and Bradley? Does the GOP have an aggressive field commander like a General Patton?

My recommendation? The Republican Party needs a weekend leadership retreat to the Army War College in Carlisle Barracks, Pennsylvania, to learn a little about strategy and tactics.