Doo-Wah-Dignity-Dumb-Diddy-Doo

Doo-Wah-Dignity-Dumb-Diddy-Doo

---apologies to Manfred Mann, and "Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum-Diddy-Do"

There she was, in the halls of the Congress

Singin' doo-wah-dignity dumb diddy doo!

Ignorin' how the economy became a mess

Singin' doo-wah-dignity dumb diddy doo!

She was a (Was a!)

Total fox (total fox!)

Thanks to gallons of botox!

She feels disrespected most every single day

Singin' doo-wah-dignity dumb diddy doo!

It's beneath her to be in Congress, but still she's gonna stay

Singin' doo-wah-dignity dumb diddy doo!

She wants to (wants to!)

Pass bills (pass bills!)

For Obama she's a shill!

I know that we are deeply into national debt

And I realize that she hasn't acknowledged it yet

Even though her party is in the minority

Singin' doo-wah-dignity dumb diddy doo!

The news media still report on Nancy Pelosi

Singin' doo-wah-dignity dumb diddy doo!

She wants more (wants more!)

More pay (more pay!)

But in Congress she'll still stay!

I know that we are deeply into national debt

And I realize that she hasn't acknowledged it yet

Even though her party is in the minority

Singin' doo-wah-dignity dumb diddy doo!

The news media still report on Nancy Pelosi

Singin' doo-wah-dignity dumb diddy doo!

She wants more (wants more!)

More pay (more pay!)

But in Congress she'll still stay!

Whoa-oh-oh-oh, oh yeah

Doo-wah-dignity dumb diddy doo, we'll sing it

doo-wah-dignity dumb diddy doo, oh yeah, oh, oh yeah

Doo-wah-dignity dumb diddy doo!