'Die Quickly' Democrat Offers Donors a 'Friends with Benefits' Relationship

Um, gross.

The Alan Grayson (D – Fla.) re-election campaign has begun searching for people to become the congressman’s “friends with benefits” according to an email sent out Wednesday morning.

The email, originally obtained by Red Alert Politics’s Kelsey Osterman, was entitled “TODAY ONLY: Friends With Benefits.” The email states that the congressman wanted to offer “special thanks” to those that have supported him on a monthly basis. It also claims that these “friends with benefits” are “important to our campaign.” It even says the “friends with benefits” “mean too much to” them.

"Friends with benefits" means just what it sounds like -- friends who are not dating but have sex with each other.

This is a congressman offering this kind of relationship for donating to him.

This email makes Alan Grayson, Democrat, an out and out whore. Hey, Grayson did just lose $18 million. Gotta get that back somehow.

So he becomes a whore. Well, formally announces that he is. Also, astonishingly creepy. Get a load of the graphic that accompanied the email.