Commander-in-Chief Ron Paul?
I did the below piece in Sept. 2010 after Paul pulled one of his, "They're over here because we're over there" excuses for the enemy, as if our being "over there" (for reasons that have everything to do with "them") justifies Muslims flying planes into buildings in order to mass murder Americans. It was also a commentary on how weak the enemy viewed George "Islam means peace" Bush & Barack "I consider it part of my responsibility as president of the United States to fight against negative stereotypes of Islam wherever they appear" Obama. Either way, Paul makes even Obama look like a hawk.
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