Buzz Ballad: Wouldn't It Be Nice?

---apologies to the Beach Boys and "Wouldn't It Be Nice?"

Wouldn't it be nice to be dictator

And to not pay Congress any mind?

And wouldn't it be nice to just pay later

Without debt ceilings of any kind?

You know that it would be a time of plenty

Without Republican intransigency

Wouldn't it be nice if I could give you

All the lovely things you don't have yet?

Don't you know I only haven't done so

Because some folks have corporate jets

Just a little expansion of powers

And this life of lotus would be ours

Wouldn't it be nice?

Maybe if I went and expanded the Fourteenth Amendment

With an interpretation that was never intended

I'd get my own way

And then I'd be happy

Wouldn't it be nice?

I wouldn't say a coup is contemplated

But listening to Congress seems so dated

So I've only stated

Wouldn't it be nice?