Buzz Ballad: While John Boehner Gently Weeps

While John Boehner Gently Weeps

---apologies to the Beatles, and "While My Guitar Gently Weeps"

I look at the fiscal cliff, see that it's looming

While John Boehner gently weeps

I look at effective defense that it's dooming

Still John Boehner gently weeps

I don't know whatever possessed him

Little more than one year ago

To agree down the road to sequestering

Everyone told him so

All vestige of financial sanity's ending

While John Boehner gently weeps

He's done nothing to slow the government spending

So John Boehner gently weeps

No matter how he may maneuver

Now his back's to the wall

With Obama, he's a prime mover

Of our financial fall

I look at the fiscal cliff, see that it's looming

While John Boehner gently weeps

Look at the cliff...

Still John Boehner gently weeps

Oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, ooh