Buzz Ballad: Whenas Entitl'd My Julia Goes
---with apologies to Robert Herrick, and "Whenas In Silks My Julia Goes"
Whenas entitl'd my Julia goes
Then, then (methinks) how greatly grows
The economy's woeful throes
Next, when I cast my eyes and see
The bills for things promised as free,
Oh, how the President's taken me!