Buzz Ballad: Whenas Entitl'd My Julia Goes

---with apologies to Robert Herrick, and "Whenas In Silks My Julia Goes" 

Whenas entitl'd my Julia goes

Then, then (methinks) how greatly grows

The economy's woeful throes

Next, when I cast my eyes and see

The bills for things promised as free,

Oh, how the President's taken me!