Buzz Ballad: Western White House Land

---apologies to Felix Bernard, Richard Smith and "Winter Wonderland"

When the vacation works out

Watch them wring all the perks out

As soon as they reach that Waikiki Beach

Walkin' there in Western White House Land

The vacation's extended

Don't ask how much they spended

For the First Lady

To fly separately

Walkin' there in Western White House Land

On an island he thinks is in Asia

The President will stroll along the strand

He'll do lots of nothing for some days, yeah

But show opponents the back of his hand

There's nothing quite so thrillin'

As to spend some four million

In taxpayer cash, for your end-of-year bash

Walkin' there in Western White House Land