Buzz Ballad: Unexpected Drop

—apologies to "Unexpected Song" by Andrew Lloyd Webber

I never expected this

As losses climb upwards

Again the market's thrown me

Just as when employment fell

And I had not a clue

Again the market's boned me

I could not anticipate

Could never have foreseen

Facing financial rigors

Like an unexpected drop

An unexpected drop

In the home purchase figures

Every time I turn around

The economy falls

I just can't win for losing

I apply my theories

But instead of reward

Reality's refusing

I could not anticipate

Could never have foreseen

Facing financial rigors

Like an unexpected drop

An unexpected drop

In the home purchase figures

I never expected this

As losses climb upwards

Again the market's thrown me

Just as when employment fell

And I had not a clue

Again the market's boned me

I could not anticipate

Could never have foreseen

Facing financial rigors

Like an unexpected drop

An unexpected drop

In the home purchase figures

Like an unexpected drop

An unexpected drop

In the home purchase figures