Buzz Ballad: Time to Eat Your Peas

---to the tune of "Eating Goober Peas"

Sittin' in my golf cart on a summer's day

From the Oval Office I like to stay away

And on the taxpayers' dollars I like to take my ease

While I admonish them, "It's time to eat your peas."

Peas, peas, peas, peas, time to eat your peas

Just tear off the Band-Aid, it's time to eat your peas...

Over in Japan a researcher did invent

A substitute for meat that is made from excrement

It fits well on the plate my wife foists on

the obese

An austerity diet---it's time to eat your peas.

Peas, peas, peas, peas, time to eat your peas

Just tear off the Band-Aid, it's time to eat your peas...

I got a Nobel Peace Prize before I'd done a thing

I've earned it by inflaming the unrest of "Arab Spring"

I'm trying to coerce concessions from the Israelis

If Netanyahu objects, I'll tell him "Eat your 'peas'."

Peas, peas, peas, peas, time to eat your peas

Just tear off the Band-Aid, it's time to eat your peas...

I flounced out of negotiations on the debt ceiling

To concrete budget proposals I offered not a thing

"Don't call my bluff," I snarled at Cantor 'cause he disagrees

That all Americans should just shut up and eat their peas

Peas, peas, peas, peas, time to eat your peas

Just tear off the Band-Aid, it's time to eat your peas...