Buzz Ballad: The Newest, Predicted, Federal, Needless Gun-Grab---Like New York

The Newest, Predicted, Federal, Needless Gun-Grab---Like New York

---apologies to Frank Loesser and "The Oldest Established Permanent Floating Crap Game in New York" 

Obama: Let's let no crisis go to waste;

I want this so bad I can taste---

Jarrett: We could try to put over the ruse

Guns should only be for hunting use...

Carney: I like working by executive fiat,

But we still have to disguise our intent,

We can't just declare out flat

Jarrett: We'll nullify the Second Amendment!

All: So let's ram some legislation through

And some executive orders, too...

Carney & Jarrett: Let's get good old reliable Biden!

Yes, Joe Biden, Vice-President!

When the President needs words, and he cannot wait

Rather than write things himself, he'll just delegate

Hand off to old reliable Biden

Who will give him points he can talk

For the newest, predicted, federal, needless

Gun-grab---like New York!

All: There are legal gun owners everywhere, everywhere

There are legal gun owners everywhere.

And we cannot impede 'em

Unless we stampede the voters who are unaware

Obama: If I only could get myself a free hand

All the gun-racks would be bare!

All: We'll use good old reliable Biden!

Yes, Joe Biden, Vice-President!

It's not that Obama wants gun rights to end

He's just following what Biden recommends

Yes, with cover provided by Biden

It's less likely Congress will balk

At the newest, predicted, federal, needless

Gun-grab---like New York!

How'll we restrict all the guns?

Obama: Gotta get the guns

Off of everyone...

All: It's the newest, predicted, federal, needless

Gun-grab---like New York!