Buzz Ballad: The New Dictatorship

The New Dictatorship

---apologies to R. Whiting and S. Clare, and "The Good Ship Lollipop"

In the new dictatorship,

Can't tell a magazine from a clip

But that's OK

'Cause we're going to take them all away

Assault weapons aren't nice

Shouldn't buy them at any price

Just melt them down

Protecting all the kiddies in the town

We're restricting guns, yes, everyone's

For the Second Amendment's sake

You will be surprised ooh ooh

Just how much liberty we'll take

In the new dictatorship

Don't dream of giving us any lip

Just do what we say

In the new dictatorship