Buzz Ballad: 'The IRS Examiners' Ball'

---apologies to Shelton Brooks and "The Darktown Strutters Ball"

I’ll come down on your tax-exempt status, honey

Better be ready for questions galore

There’s nothing you can ignore—

I want to know just what your members are prayin’

And, if ever you get through this honey

You’re gonna hit the audit wall

I’ll make you dance out of both your shoes

With inquiries you can’t refuse

For the next two years at the IRS examiners’ ball!