Buzz Ballad: The Happy Policy Wanderer

---apologies to Friedrich-Wilhelm Moller, and "The Happy Wanderer"

I love to go a-wandering

On the policy front

Without my prompter I am lost

And so I always punt

Al-Qaedi, Al-Qaeda

Al-Qaeda, Al-de-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Al Qaedi, Al-Qaeda

And so I always punt

I extend my hand to Islamists

Because I think that's right

But when our ambassador was killed

I slept right through the night

Al-Qaedi, Al-Qaeda

Al-Qaeda, Al-de-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Al Qaedi, Al-Qaeda

I slept right through the night

I change statements so often that

What I mean you must guess

The only thing that's crystal clear?

My policy's a mess.

Al-Qaedi, Al-Qaeda

Al-Qaeda, Al-de-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Al Qaedi, Al-Qaeda

My policy's a mess.