Buzz Ballad: The Cash of Romney

---apologies to "The Bells of Rhymney" by Pete Seeger

I should be the nominee,

Says the cash of Romney.

Stick a fork in, I'm done,

Trails poor Rick Santorum.

There should be no Fed at all,

Perennially shrills Ron Paul,

And who knows me? No-one,

Mourns the campaign of Johnson.

Why am I an also-ran?

Wonders clueless Bachmann.

Under my tax plan we'll gain,

Still insists Herman Cain.

Of me do not be chary,

Pleads the stumbling Rick Perry

And I should be the nominee,

Says the cash of Romney.

I'm just the spare Mormon,

Says the bland Jon Huntsman.

My experience I'll tout,

Self-promotes Speaker Newt.

The choices do not please me,

Grumbles the Tea Party,

And I should be the nominee,

Says the cash of Romney.