Buzz Ballad: That Weiner Wood

---apologies to the Beatles and "Norwegian Wood"

I wanted a girl, despite the fact I married be

I followed her online

Isn't it good

That Weiner wood?

I sent her a picture intended as a private tweet

As soon as I realized 'twas public, I hit "delete"

Then, I filled and backed--when I was found out,

Claimed I was hacked

But, I lawyered up, and chose not to call

Enforcement at all

And now I'll try to pass it all off as merely a joke

My sending a student a pic of my "chicken" unchoked

Since there's no blue dress, I'm confident

I'll live down this mess

And to new office aspire

Isn't it good

That Weiner wood?