Buzz Ballad: Stopping By Taliban in a Desertion

Stopping By Taliban in a Desertion

---Bowe Bergdahl, with apologies to Robert Frost and "Stopping By Woods on a Snowy Evening"

Whose huts these are I think I know

I'll stop and try out my Pashto

Perhaps I'll linger for some years

Rather than back to my base go

My military buddies near

Will wonder why I don't appear

And question if by some mistake

My wanderings have led me here.

My father has another take

Thinks that democracy's a fake

And that all of our Western feats

Are an historical mistake

Gitmo terrorists are released

And my father removes his tweets

Obama leads us to defeat

Obama leads us to defeat