Buzz Ballad: RonPaulstiltskin

Rumpelstiltskin was a dwarf

And in the tale of old

He saved the miller’s daughter

By spinning straw to gold.

RonPaulstiltskin is a man

Elected to the House

Who’s running now for President

The people to arouse.

RonPaulstiltskin spins the tale

Of how the US can

Only avert disaster if

It’s Libertarian.

RonPaulstiltskin says that we

Must bring the troops all back

He does not think it wise to fight

Al-Qaeda in Iraq.

Rumpelstiltskin spun the straw

And made it into gold.

RonPaulstiltskin spins the straw

Positions that he holds.

Spinning straw to gold’s a skill

That’s not vouchsafed to man

RonPaulstiltskin can’t make gold

Like Rumpelstiltskin can.