Buzz Ballad: Passed Three Times

---apologies to Tony Orlando and Dawn and "Knock Three Times"

Hey, you know that al-Qaeda's still there?

Still spoiling for a big fight

They would delight to bring you

Though the President keeps claimin'

That terror he's been tamin'

Deaths in Benghazi have shown everybody

That's not true

And Obama passed three times

On the chance to take bin Laden

'Cause Valerie said the answer was "no"

Though Obama passed, passed, passed

Now he's bragging 'bout his actions

Although his "gutsy call" was reluctant and slow

The fire lit up the Benghazi night

Mobs murdered four, dragged the

Ambassador through the streets

Though the government was aware

They wouldn't admit that it was terror

'Cause they wanted to brag about their

Foreign policy feats

And Obama passed three times

On the chance to take bin Laden

'Cause Valerie said the answer was "no"

Though Obama passed, passed, passed

Now he's bragging 'bout his actions

Although his "gutsy call" was reluctant and slow

Yes, the President keeps claimin'

That terror he's been tamin'

But deaths in Benghazi have shown everybody

That's not true

And Obama passed three times

On the chance to take bin Laden

'Cause Valerie said the answer was "no"

Though Obama passed, passed, passed

Now he's bragging 'bout his actions

Although his "gutsy call" was reluctant and slow