Buzz Ballad: Obama

---apologies to the Steve Miller Band and "The Joker"

Some people call me the Lightworker, yeah

Some call me the Gangster of Choom

Some people call me the POTUS (woo! woo!)

And I'm the smartest guy in every room

People talkin' 'bout the economy

They say I'm doin' you wrong

But don't you worry, don't you worry, 'bout that nest egg, baby

'Cause you won't have it very long

'Cause I'm a taxer, I'm a scammer

I'm an economic slammer

And now that I am The Man

I'm gonna rip and gonna tear

Make the rich pay "their fair share"

Along the Cloward-Piven plan

Took a great big pile of stimulus money

Handed it to cronies for "green energy"

Spending, spending, spending on the taxpayers' dime (woo! woo!)

Oh, I show myself and show my wife a good time

'Cause I'm a taxer, I'm a scammer,

I'm an economic slammer

And now that I am The Man

I'm gonna party with my cronies

While you nibble on baloney

Salvaged from the garbage can

People talkin' 'bout the economy

They say I'm doin' you wrong

But don't you worry, don't you worry, 'bout that nest egg, baby

'Cause you won't have it very long

Took a great big pile of stimulus money

Handed it to cronies for "green energy"

Spending, spending, spending on the taxpayers' dime (woo! woo!)

Oh, I show myself and show my wife a good time