Buzz Ballad: 'I'll Be There'

---apologies to the Four Tops and "I'll Be There"

Now if you feel like things can't go on

'Cause the "hope" and the "change" are all gone

And the promise of a future has faded

'Cause we're in debt and our credit's downgraded

And the world is erupting in flames

Voters, reach out

Reach out to me

I'll be there

Hitting balls out all across the links

I'll be there

Playing the race card with some nods and winks

Now if the whole Muslim world is explodin'

'Cause I endlessly spiked the ball 'bout bin Laden

And folks were murdered serving in our embassy

'Cause I stinted upon their security

And the carnage gets ever more ghastly

Voters, reach out

Reach out to me

I'll be there

At fundraisers for thousands a plate

I'll be there

Abandoning you all to your fate

I can tell by reading polls from Rasmussen

That my performance in office you're discussin'

But you'd all best remember your places;

If you don't vote for me you're a racist

I know what you're thinking

You bought my line, but you've been boned

Voters, reach out

Reach out to me

I'll be there

Living high on the public dime

I'll be there

Yes, I want to do it one more time

I'll be there

Living high on the public dime

I'll be there

Yes, I want to do it one more time

I'll be there

Living high on the public dime

I'll be there

Yes, I want to do it one more time...

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