Buzz Ballad: I Got Bin Laden

---apologies to Bob Marley and "I Shot the Sheriff"

I got bin Laden

Is there anyone awesome as me?

I got bin Laden

But would not if I were Mitt Romney

All around the USA

I'm bragging left and right

Because Osama bin Laden's dead

In a SEAL firefight

I say...

I got bin Laden

Well, it really was the Navy SEALS

I got bin Laden

Where are the adulatory squeals?

I never served in the military

Nor was tested in my life

The most difficult thing I ever did

Was contradict my wife

I say...

I got bin Laden

Though I was not involved in the plan

I got bin Laden

And I'll broadcast from Afghanistan

Though now I'll claim that personally

I nailed up his hide

The word is out from Washington

I took sixteen hours to decide

I say...

I got bin Laden

And I say that it's a "gutsy call"

I got bin Laden

Remember election comes this fall

Even though Senator McCain said

Heroes don't brag at all

Once more I take Osama's head

And spike it like a football

I say...

I got bin Laden

Is there anyone awesome as me?

I got bin Laden

Please forget 'bout the economy...