Buzz Ballad: Holder Sillybillies

To the tune of the "Beverly Hillbillies" theme:

Come and watch the videos filmed by James O'Keefe

That he could vote as Eric Holder almost beggars the belief

But he walked into the polling place as bold as he could be

And told the watcher up front he didn't have ID

Pix, that is.

Driver's license, that kind of thing.

Well, the polling watcher told him, "Oh don't you never mind

We don't give a durn if your ID's left behind---

If you say you're who you are that's good enough for me---"

But James kept it legal, said he'd go get ID

Proof, that is.

Be right back now, fast and furious...