Buzz Ballad: Get Me to Vegas On Time

Finally, the White House releases the Presidential conversation from 9/11/12:

Get Me to Vegas On Time

---apologies to Lerner & Loewe, and "Get Me to the Church On Time" 

There's just a few more hours

You can't be in a daze

A few more hours

And you'll have to fundraise...

There's dollars to be raised all over Vegas

And I've got to go after them in just a few more hours;

I am fundraising in the morning

Upwards my war-chest's gonna climb

Although something nasty

Is going down in Benghazi

Get me to Vegas on time!

I've got to fly out in the morning

Campaigning on the taxpayers' dime

So please, you must hold all

Ambassadors' phone calls

And get me to Vegas on time!

If someone objects, then don't you know

Susan Rice will just blame a video!

'Cause I'll be in Vegas in the morning

With my Teleprompter I will shine

Claiming we've made a

Shell out of al-Qaeda

Get me to Vegas on time

I can't be bothered with sending drones

I'll just deflect by saying that the facts weren't known

Yes, I'll be in Vegas in the morning

My derelictions are ne'er a crime

Somebody, hand down

Troops orders to stand down

Get me to Vegas on time

Leave our personnel to their own fate

It's just some crazies who had to demonstrate

I'm flying to Vegas in the morning

Upwards my war-chest's gonna climb

Each one of you all try

To be a good fall guy

And get me to Vegas

Get me to Vegas

For my sake get me to Vegas on time!