Buzz Ballad: Deference to Obama

---apologies to the Rolling Stones, and "Sympathy for the Devil"

Let me please introduce myself

I'm a man of hope and change

I've been in office for almost four years

It's racist if you say my name's strange

I did a bailout for GM when it was going down the drain

Made sure my cronies were first in line

Bankruptcy laws were rearranged

Pleased to meet you---hope you guessed my name

But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game

I slept right through the Benghazi night

When the mob for the consulate came

Yes they killed four Americans

Christopher Stevens screamed in vain

I claimed to know 'twas a video

Sparked world riots when the rocks were thrown

Pleased to meet you---hope you guessed my name

But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game

I watched in glee while the jihadis

Built nuclear bombs with no action by me

I shouted about Romney's tax returns

While I concealed my past history

Let me please introduce myself

I'm a man of hope and change

And I've made sure nobody can buy a home

'Cause mortgages stay out of range

Pleased to meet you---hope you guessed my name

But what's confusing you is the nature of my game

Though I condemn the West as colonial

And will impose on it Third World squalor

I rejoice in living a life that's baronial

As I laze behind the White House doors

So, if you meet me, show me deference

Bow to me as I bow to the Sauds

While I further same-sex matrimonials

And subject you to foreign gods

Pleased to meet you---hope you guessed my name

Can I interest you in a sweatshirt

Which displays the logo of my fame?

Mmmmm, meanness

Gets 'round

Woo, woo

Woo, woo

Oh, yeah---get on down

Oh, yeah---oh, yeah

Tell me subjects---what's my name?

Say, dependents---what's my name?

You on foodstamps---what's my name?

Hey, you voters---you're to blame.

Ooo, oooh

Ooo, oooh

Ooo, oooh