Buzz Ballad: Chevy Volt

---with apologies to Sammy Johns and "Chevy Van"

You know that the economy was draggin'

Obama threw billions down the rathole

Abrogating bankruptcy law, fillin' the unions' flagon

Because a socialist economy was his end goal

So with tax money panderin' to the mob

Claiming everyone would have green jobs

Assuming that the consumers were dolts

Obama came up with the Chevy Volt

As the car for you and me

It wasn't really that affordable

It wasn't anything you might desire

Didn't go far even when the charge was full

And had a tendency to catch on fire

But with tax money panderin' to the mob

And claimin' everyone would have green jobs

Assuming that the consumers were dolts

Obama came up with the Chevy Volt

As the car for you and me

Turns out there are hidden subsidies

Each car costs almost a quarter mil---

No-one held to account for the amounts

But the unions all have a full till

But with tax money panderin' to the mob

And claimin' everyone would have green jobs

Assuming that the consumers were dolts

Obama came up with the Chevy Volt

As the car for you and me

But with tax money panderin' to the mob

And claimin' everyone would have green jobs

Assuming that the consumers were dolts

Obama came up with the Chevy Volt

As the car for you and me