Buzz Ballad: Brennan Loves the Moors

Brennan Loves the Moors

---apologies to the Clancy Brothers Tommy Makem and "Brennan on the Moor"

It's of an Obama nominee this story we will tell

He's the clueless John Brennan, and in Washington he dwells

He likes to say "Inshallah," and he talks about "al-Quds"

As Director of the CIA he'd be a major dud

Because Brennan loves the Moors

Brennan loves the Moors

How on earth can he defend us, when Brennan loves the Moors? 

When working at the CIA (Clinton was Prez back then)

Brennan helped nix the Agency's plans to kill bin Laden

So he helped bring 9/11 and helped the Twin Towers fall

While his boss Obama now spikes the bin Laden football

Because Brennan loves the Moors

Brennan loves the Moors

How on earth can he defend us, when Brennan loves the Moors? 

When told of the twenty percent recidivism rate

Of released Gitmo detainees, he said, "We're doing great!

Fifty percent is common for civilian criminals

So turning jihadis loose is an OK judgment call."

Because Brennan loves the Moors

Brennan loves the Moors

How on earth can he defend us, when Brennan loves the Moors? 

He was a driving force behind---or so it has been said---

The push to try in civil court Khalid Sheikh Mohammed;

The self-confessed murderer was a prisoner of war

But Brennan urged his status be summarily ignored

Because Brennan loves the Moors

Brennan loves the Moors

How on earth can he defend us, when Brennan loves the Moors? 

Intelligence gath'ring John Brennan has contrived to thwart;

Though wanting to try Khalid Mohammed in civilian court,

He has urged that jihadis be killed rather than captured

So interrogators are unable to take down their words

Because Brennan loves the Moors

Brennan loves the Moors

How on earth can he defend us, when Brennan loves the Moors? 

Now Brennan's nominated to direct the CIA

If it should happen he's confirmed, then he can give full play

To the policies that he's endorsed time and then time again

To favor terrorists over guarding Americans

Because Brennan loves the Moors

Brennan loves the Moors

How on earth can he defend us, when Brennan loves the Moors?