Buzz Ballad: Biden My Time

—apologies to George & Ira Gershwin and “Bidin’ My Time

Some fellows love to improve their intellects

Some fellows compromise when the need’s plain

Some fellows try to exercise leadership

To keep the economy from going down the drain

But I’m Biden my time,

‘Cause that’s the kind of guy I’m,

I stick to ideology

Without apology,

Biden my time.

Next year, next year,

The economy will be Solyndra-ed,

This year, this year,

I’ve bailed out their kindred

‘Cause I’m Biden my time,

“Cause that’s the kind of guy I’m,

Borrow from the Chinese

To pay my cronies

Biden my time.

(Orchestral Interlude)  

I’m Biden my time,

“Cause that’s the kind of guy I’m,

I prefer golf courses

To the armed forces

Biden my time.

Give me, give me,

Millionaires at a fundraiser

And you’ll see me

Focus like a laser

But I’m Biden my time,

On the taxpayers’ dime

I’m the President

But I’m indolent

Biden my time.