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Buzz Ballad: Barry the Choomer

---apologies to Cab Calloway and "Minnie the Moocher"

Folks, now, here's a story 'bout Barry the Choomer

He is a tail-end Baby Boomer

He slacked off on his schooling everywhere he went

But he rode his race to the office of President



Sleazy sleazy sleazy sleazy


He hung out with all of the Marxist academics

Used a Teleprompter to make populist polemics

His economic policies made misery everywhere

So he tried class war on "millionaires and billionaires"



Squeezy squeezy squeezy squeezy

Lots of show

The process of governing was way beyond his talents

So he ignored the Constitution's check and balance

Instead of passing a budget for every year

He ran the national debt up to the stratosphere


Who cares where it goes?

Just show me another rathole

Where cash I can throw

Now he's spending madly so he can win re-election

Wants four more years to bring his policies to perfection

Even if the damage he's done only makes you squirm

Just imagine what he'll wreak if there's a second term




Out he goes