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Buzz Ballad: Barry the Choomer

---apologies to Cab Calloway and "Minnie the Moocher"

Folks, now, here's a story 'bout Barry the Choomer

He is a tail-end Baby Boomer

He slacked off on his schooling everywhere he went

But he rode his race to the office of President

High-de-high-de-high

Blow-de-blow-de-blow

Sleazy sleazy sleazy sleazy

Chi-ca-go

He hung out with all of the Marxist academics

Used a Teleprompter to make populist polemics

His economic policies made misery everywhere

So he tried class war on "millionaires and billionaires"

Lie-de-lie-de-lie

No-no-no-de-grow

Squeezy squeezy squeezy squeezy

Lots of show

The process of governing was way beyond his talents

So he ignored the Constitution's check and balance

Instead of passing a budget for every year

He ran the national debt up to the stratosphere

Buy-de-buy-de-buy

Who cares where it goes?

Just show me another rathole

Where cash I can throw

Now he's spending madly so he can win re-election

Wants four more years to bring his policies to perfection

Even if the damage he's done only makes you squirm

Just imagine what he'll wreak if there's a second term

Cry-cry-cry-de-cry

No-no-no-de-no

Vote-de-vote-de-vote-de-votey

Out he goes