Buzz Ballad: Ban all the Guns

Ban all the Guns

---apologies to Paul McCartney and "Band on the Run"

That Senator Feinstein thinks she's mighty clever

Sure that she knows just what is best for you

Me and you, me and you...

What your rights are, she don't care

Wants to take them all away

Doesn't matter to her what the plain text

Of the Bill of Rights might say

No, the Senator doesn't care

No, the Senator doesn't care...

Well, she introduced a bill that she's prepared, with a comprehensive list

And she's hoping media hysteria intimidates those who would resist

Ban all the guns, ban all the guns

From the citizen, from the avid sportsman

She would strip them from everyone

Wants to ban all the guns, ban all the guns

Ban all the guns, ban all the guns

She wants to ensure the possibility of deadly force is only in government hands

She willfully ignores that criminals, perforce, will not comply with her ban

Ban all the guns, ban all the guns

From the citizen, from the avid sportsman

She would strip them from everyone

Wants to ban all the guns, ban all the guns

Ban all the guns, ban all the guns

The mad certainty of ideology leaves no room in her mind for doubt

As she exhorts her colleagues in the government to throw the Constitution out

Ban all the guns, ban all the guns

She will not be pleased until federal police

Are breaking down your door

Trying to ban all the guns, ban all the guns

Ban all the guns, ban all the guns