Buzz Ballad: Al Qaeda's on the Run

---apologies to Paul McCartney, and "Band on the Run"

Yes, I killed bin Laden

He is dead forever

It was my gutsy call

For you...

America, for you...

No, you've never anything to fear

That's what I've got to say

I reached out in my Cairo speech

The magic of my rhetoric will sway

No, you've never anything to fear

No, you've never anything to fear...

The compound exploded with a mighty crash

From rocket-propelled grenades

And though four Americans were brutally killed

We will not admit mistakes were made

Al Qaeda's on the run; al Qaeda's on the run

You have got to know it was a video

That's why all of the damage was done

Al Qaeda's on the run; al Qaeda's on the run

Al Qaeda's on the run; al Qaeda's on the run

You should ignore those calls from the Ambassador

For more security out there

How e'er could we predict? You know that we were tricked

Intelligence was not aware

Al Qaeda's on the run; al Qaeda's on the run

You have got to know it was a video

That's why all of the damage was done

Al Qaeda's on the run; al Qaeda's on the run

Al Qaeda's on the run; al Qaeda's on the run

Well, there is nothing quite like an Arab Spring

To bring the Caliphate to pass

But look dispassionately at my policies

And you'll see I've been an ass

Al Qaeda's on the run; al Qaeda's on the run

It seems I've overreached, so I'll drop from my speech

And hope that you'll ignore

Al Qaeda's on the run; al Qaeda's on the run

Al Qaeda's on the run; al Qaeda's on the run