But She Could Fit Her Actual Accomplishments on Small Pamphlet

Hillary has got herself another book deal:

Simon & Schuster announced Thursday that it will publish the former secretary of State's memoir next year.

The tentative publication date is June 2014, and will likely inspire a book tour that will be filled with speculation about whether Clinton will seek the presidency in 2016.

Financial terms were not disclosed; Clinton received $8 million for her 2003 memoir Living History, also published by Simon & Schuster.

Maybe this time she'll remember to thank her ghostwriter.